Doesn't this kind of feel like everyone's just hanging out in the club room?
We do this every day.
Yeah, but shouldn't we be doing something more club-like?
Another bad end!
Silence, Meat.
What is wrong with this game?!
Kaguyama-san, you don't want to be friends with me no matter what?
Did you have to break it?!
There are two kinds of girls in this world.
Girls that will get along with me,
and all the other bitches.
So, Kodaka, what are we doing today?
I'm open to suggestions, if you have any.
How about a relay novel?
wanawana gutto Good hajiketeru
I'm burning, ready, just about to explode
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni
While we're still completely shy
hajimeyou!
Let's start!
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
ku-ru ni miete jitsu ha chou sabishii
I look calm and composed, but I'm really feeling lonely
mo-so- nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
nan no fujiyuu mo naku dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
Popularity far away, away, away?
shinyuu nara inai inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
tenkai no jirai wo funda!
Just exploding like a landmine!
sowasowa zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
koukai 100kai shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
zannen kannen shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
mitsukeyou!
Let's find them!
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
You! sutekicchatte furi kicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
Yes! do-dai do-dai sokontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word!
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What's a relay novel?
We take turn writing part of a novel.
They did something like that in a book I was reading the other day.
It seemed like a lot of fun.
Senpai,
I've never written a normal novel before.
What do you mean by "normal"?
I haven't either, Aniki.
Me neither!
I once spent my days writing them.
'Twas the sole solace in my solitude.
So wait, that thing was a novel?
I remember a whole bunch of weird symbols painting the pages black.
An-chan! Don't just read my notebook like that!
I just saw one page.
Well it's not like I've written one, either.
How about we just do it our own way?
So, how do we do it?
When you hit the end of a page,
you hand it over to the next person, even if you're in the middle of a sentence.
Let's start with the order.
Rock, paper scissors!
Relay Novel Order
Yukimura
Yozora
Kodaka
Sena
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Rika
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Alright!
Okay! Go ahead, Yukimura-kun.
Aniki, I shall come before you.
S-Sure. Go ahead...
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was an Aniki named Kodaka.
Why me?!
Aniki was a great man, talented in both the literary and martial arts,
one who scorned the strong and helped the weak.
A true samurai with great charisma, loved by all the people.
One day, Aniki went into town to rape as usual.
A true samurai wouldn't rape anyone!
And "as usual"? So I'm a repeat offender?
Kodaka, you're blushing like an idiot.
Disgusting. Sex criminal.
I never did it!
Yozora told me that you raped 100 girls every day.
What kind of messed up stuff are you telling him?
Aniki went to put on his sandals, but to his surprise, though it was winter, his sandals were warm.
Aniki was angered and called for me, his sandal-bearer.
Yukimura!
Yukimura! You sat on my sandals, didn't you?
You insolent fool!
I did not.
I held your sandals at my chest.
When I did, Aniki praised me.
Your devotion is worth praise.
Continue to serve me from now on.
And so, I swore eternal devotion to Aniki.
And they lived happily ever after.
Yukimura, it's a relay novel, so you can't finish it with the first writer...
Oh my. My apologies.
I shouldn't have done that.
And this is just a copy of the story of Hideyoshi as Nobunaga's sandal-bearer.
So you knew it? That's my Aniki.
Hold it, Senpai!
You're forgetting the most important insertion point!
Huh?
Here!
He takes off his shirt and shows you his chest!
Yukimura-kun is so bold!
Huh? But we're both guys.
It's exactly because you're both guys!
It was embarrassing to write, but I would show Aniki everything.
Yes!
Kodaka-senpai x Yukimura-kun!
I'm so aroused right now, my head could explode!
Senpai, have you had sex with Yukimura-kun?
Hell no!
But homosexuality is normal for samurai!
I'm not a samurai...
If Aniki so desires, he can do whatever he wishes to me.
I can feel it!
I need to turn this feeling in my chest into material, now!
Yozora-senpai, can I switch places with you in the order?!
No.
You're making me feel really gross.
How unfortunate.
I'll spend my time imagining until my turn comes, instead.
It's my turn next.
Kodaka went to town with his underling, Yukimura.
When they reached town, they saw a woman surrounded by a bunch of men getting raped.
The woman being raped was blonde with blue eyes and disgusting, lewd cowtits.
She also looked stupid.
Are you stupid?!
Why am I getting raped in the middle of town?!
No one said it was you.
Or do you admit that you're blonde with blue eyes and lewd cowtits and look stupid?
The lewd and stupid parts are completely wrong.
O-Oink!
Please save this ugly, disgusting pig!
This pitiful female pig's name is Kashiwazaki Sena! Oink!
You just wrote my name!
It's someone else with the same name.
Know the difference between reality and fiction, Kashiwazaki Sena.
You called me by my name.
Isn't this the first time you've ever called me by my full name?
You were counting?
Be grateful that I called you by your name, Kashiwazaki Sena.
W-Well...
The slimy female pig, Kashiwazaki Sena, begged Kodaka to save her like the pig she was.
Save me! Oink!
Save this woman named Kashiwazaki Sena whose life has less value than that of a common cockroach!
There's no point in calling for help, Kashiwazaki Sena!
You're so full of yourself just because you're rich and know how to study a little.
That's right! Even though you're a pervert that plays eroge in the club room!
That's me, isn't it?!
No matter how you look at it, it's not just someone that resembles me! It's me!
Hey, Yozora...
Maybe I did go a bit too far.
So I'll end the depiction of your rape here.
"Your"?! So it is me!
Don't sweat the small things.
But now I'll be saved by the main character like a real heroine!
Save me! Save me!
Save Kashiwazaki Sena!
No thanks.
I'm only interested in little girls.
Kodaka was only interested in little girls, so he left Kashiwazaki Sena to find better prey.
Kodaka! Why didn't you save me?!
Don't ask me!
Yozora! Why are you adding weird traits like that to my character?
This is just a work of fiction.
Yeah, but...
So I'm up next?
Onii-chan's writing next?
Wait!
I pretended to leave Sena to her demise, but then I defeated the thugs.
Th-Thank you.
Thanks for saving me, Kodaka...
I would feel bad if I didn't...
According to the thugs, their hideout was a cave to the west.
I headed to the villains' hideout to slay them in order to bring peace to the people of the town.
Of course, I had no intention of raping anyone in the first place,
and I was certainly not only interested in little girls.
It was all just part of my plan to deceive the villains.
Who're you?
My name is unimportant!
I defeated the villains.
The people then saw that I was a young man with a strong sense of justice and a kind heart,
one who could not leave those in trouble to suffer.
Onii-chan's so cool!
Such is nothing for my kindred.
Aniki is a true man among men.
I guess projecting yourself onto the main character and escaping from the pain of reality is one way to enjoy a story.
What's that supposed to mean?
Now then, it's my turn next.
I'm returning the favor!
At that moment, the villains' boss appeared.
A black-haired woman with an evil look on her face who was a mere worm compared to me.
My name is Mikazuki Yozora! The embodiment of evil!
I'll defeat you!
It's useless!
Ow!
What are you doing?!
Flies were gathering around you.
It looks like the Meat is rotting quickly this fall.
Just watch!
Mikazuki Yozora's power was less than trash,
but thanks to a trap, Kodaka immediately found himself in a bind.
This galge...
Oh no!
You're finished now!
Damn! Is this the end for me?
God!
We're in a cave, you know.
Who cares about minor details?!
And that goddess was a completely perfect girl, Kashiwazaki Sena.
As you can see, I'm God.
Getting assaulted by worthless scum in town was simply a test for humanity.
I could have easily destroyed that trash in an instant.
Perish, evil!
Ow! Stop that!
Oink...
Kneel before me and beg for your life, Yozora.
I'll spare you if you do.
Sena-sama! I'll never do anything bad again! Oink!
Please spare my life! Oink!
If you want my forgiveness, lick my feet.
I thank ye Lord, that in they mercy...
Yozora shamelessly slobbered all over my feet.
Kodaka thanked God and as a reward, I stepped on him.
His face shone in ecstasy as he begged,
"Please let me lick your feet!"
As a special reward, I put my bare foot into his mouth—
You pervert!
Are you stupid?!
What?!
I let you live and even let you lick my feet!
You should be thanking me!
Me, licking your feet and begging for my life?
I have never been this insulted in my life.
You wrote about me getting raped!
Apologize, Meat!
F-Fine!
I'm sorry. I overdid it a little.
I don't sense any sincerity.
What?
I'm sure you understand how to show your sincerity.
You even wrote it in the story yourself.
I couldn't possibly...
Like hell I'd lick your shoes!!
You idiot! Poopy Yozora!!
Should we keep going?
Meat's part is already done.
Continue.
The time has come for the fools to catch a glimpse of my infinite genius.
I almost forgot!
Kobato-chan is next, right?
I can't let that slip by!
You're unbelievable...
Whatever! Go ahead, Kobato-chan!
Tempted by the allure of the accursed goddess,
the fragment of my soul bowed to kiss her feet, but in that instant...
Awaken!
Blood of the darkness!
Summon thy memories, Rouga Velheim Zeiris!
Where'd the goddess go?
And wait, who is Rouga?
How could you have forgotten?
Such was thy true name!
Your name which shall never change through all your reincarnations.
Your true name, never to change, carved into your very soul.
Is that like Shougekitei Sushimaro VI?
It's not a rakugo comedy thing!
This light...
That's...
Reisis!
Summoned to mind were tragic, yet dear memories.
Reisis and Rouga's meeting dated back to the 13th century.
Transylvania
Suddenly the story sounds really grandoise.
No son of man could ever understand.
The quivering sensation of two souls in resonance!
The name of the girl whose left and right eyes shone in discrepant colors was Reisis V. Felicity Sumeragi.
A Child of the Night and a Child of the Day.
The forbidden love between the two would eventually lead to tragedy.
Suddenly my back feels all itchy....
Kobato-chan's brocon is just so cute!
The story of Rouga and me shall continue for another thousand pages.
How about you just write it at home?
Me next!
Foolish minion of the church,
you have the honor of continuing my saga.
Yours is boring...
Wha—
What should I write?
Boring?!
What could this be?
I've stepped in some poop!
That's really nasty.
Woah, that's gross!
I must be running into these problems because I'm an evil vampire.
That's right!
If only you had accepted God, you wouldn't be covered in poop like that.
Let's go to the church together and receive God's blessings.
That's a good idea!
She turned into ashes!
You need not be sad.
The evil vampire was accepted into Heaven.
Really?
So the moral is that you shouldn't hold it in when you need to go?
That's right!
Ow!
What are you doing, you stupid poop vampire?!
Moron!
My turn has finally arrived!
I'll finish this up with a bang!
How do you plan to tie that all up?
Leave it to me!
Here I go...
In despair at the memories of his past life,
Kodaka decided to use his awakened powers of darkness to destroy God and the world!
Why?!
Don't worry about the small details.
Anyway, he's awakened to the powers of darkness!
And the one who stopped him was the one who had been following him all along, Yukimura.
Aniki...
I shall console you in your times of sadness.
He took advantage of Kodaka's confusion to forcefully remove Kodaka's armor before purging his own.
His naked form overwhelmed Kodaka, causing Kodaka's GT drive to activate!
Wait, armor?
Yukimura took Kodaka's manly, member-like object,
Aniki...
shining in its glory like Yalt Yeisen's Revolving Big Stick into his mouth.
It's so big...
Kodaka emitted a sound like a Guntanker's caterpillar tracks from his mouth.
While making a lewd sound like that of an Aicguy as a maintenance man in the Zuon Army charging its energy,
I'm at my limit!
Yukimura attacked Kodaka's particle cannon with his tongue like a Douf's heat whip.
Don't hold back, Aniki!
Kodaka released an intense burst of desire that could defeat even Matzinger Z's Breast Flare!
Universe!!!
Kodaka was left breathing in seductive sorrow like Gumdan Exia after spending its Twans-Am System reserves.
I want to combine with you, Aniki.
Okay. It's a Final Fusion.
Yes, Kodaka's Giga Bazooka needed no cooldown even after firing such an intense bolt!
Kodaka pumped himself, like Guzzen Ragann's Mega Drill, full of vitality,
Aniki...
into Yukimura's rear fusion unit with no restraint!
Penetrated from behind, Yukimura let out a maddened voice,
like Mondalion receiving the fist of SaoGaiGar's Hroken Magnum!
They continued to enjoy each other intensely throughout the night.
End?
That was quite a raunchy story, even for me!
I'm going to go freshen myself up with the table in the science room.
Wait a second!
What is it, Senpai?
Are you offering to do it for me?
No!
I have no idea what's going on in this story!
How can it be over?
What are you talking about?
It's a totally happy end!
In what way?
You know, Senpai...
In the BL world, you can end it with a sex scene and all other problems will feel like they've gone away!
That happens in eroge, too.
Reality is like that, too!
As long as you have love, you'll have a happy end!
Reality?
Yes! Reality!
I wonder who will receive Kodaka-senpai's love at the end of his story?
Hey!
Come on...
Love...
Onii-chan should just tie the knot with me!
Let go of him, stupidhead!
You let go, stupid poop!
Let go, you vampire!
Shut up! Let go of An-chan!
Come on, that's enough.
And besides, before we can find anyone to reach a happy end with,
there's something we have to do, right?
I suppose.
I guess...
We'll end today's club activities here, then.
Tomorrow we'll continue to work towards the Neighbors Club's goal:
Making friends!
Neighbors Club
kidzukeba kimi wa kimi wa soba ni ita ne
Before I knew it, you were there, you were there, by myside
itsumo itsumo donna toki mo
Always, always, through all the times we had
kimi no koto wo nante yobeba ii darou
I wonder what I should call you
hito wa hitori ja ikirarenain da minna
People can't live by themselves, that goes for everyone, you know
ano noraneko no you ni sabashigariya
Like that stray cat, we need to be with someone
hitorikiri de yorokobi wa
When you're alone you just can't
sodaterarenai yo
Be happy like everyone else
kimi ga ita kara ookiku nattan da
I was able to grow up because you were there
itsudemo kimi to kimi to issho ni ita ne
Because you were there, you were there, together with me
zutto zutto issho ni ita ne
Always, always, together with me
tanoshii koto ga
All the fun things we did
motto tanoshikatta
Were even more fun
miaou miau wa mukaishiau yori mo
Look at me, look at you, instead of looking at each other
omoiau hou ga ii ne
It's better to think of each other
kimi wa tomodachi
You're my friend
kitto kore kara mo
For now and forever